June 2012
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Hey, subconscious part of my brain, thanks for taking reality and re-interpreting it while I sleep in a way that makes me question everything that’s ever happened to me when I wake up.
You’re the worst.
I’m going to have some cereal and soy milk while you don’t actively think about what you did.
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ciaobellaragazza replied to your photo: My cousin is an *all-natural* bodybuilder, and…
please please please write a book about your life.
You know what the best part is? I didn’t recognize any of the competitors, except for my cousin, at the after-party because they all had their clothes on.
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Had 2 take off my glasses because I was getting some really awful tanlines acros my face. I can’t see, but this is the price I pay for having skin that tans 2 easily.
Also, OFF TO MY COUSIN’S BODYBUILDING COMPETITION.
I’m already laughing at the absurdity of me being at such an event.
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Remembering this one time I was deciding if I had a crush on this guy or not and then he said he didn’t like Sleater-Kinney or WILD FLAG.
In the venn-diagram of friends and lovers, I think it’s apparent which circle he’s in.
It’s not the romantic one.
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So, instead of seeing Macklemore tonight, I’m going to support my cousin at his body building competition.
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My brother Archie is coming home and I really love him and the Doug Fir lounge has offered to give him a gig opening for various acts and he has another job lined up on the weekends to fix and install insulation which is actually a really dumb job but it pays okay and he’s going to have two okay paying jobs and that’s okay with me and I’m really stoked because if there’s...
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kristofferson-fox replied to your post: Sometimes I realize how perfect some of you Tumblr…
do you know a hipster girl who will let me plan the whole wes anderson wedding?
ME I’ll see what I can do.
equivocationn replied to your post: Sometimes I realize how perfect some of you Tumblr…
~hook me up wit sum ladiez~
For you, Melvin, anything.
That’ll be one down...
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ttrees:
the magnetic fields : torn green...
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My dad is talking about the time we saw Ben Kweller together, and he’s finally admitting that he had a good time after all these years. :’)
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Sometimes I realize how perfect some of you Tumblr people would be matched with some of my IRL friends. If anybody wants to take advantage of these dating services, reach into your pockets and gimme all yer cash moneyz.
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Distraction #74 The Avett Brothers
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my brother: look! it's wailing mary!
my brother: weeping mildred?
my brother: crying... meredith?!
me: moaning myrtle...
my brother: don't tell me how to live my life, wench.
Do you ever meet somebody and get to know them and think: “Hey, girl. It’s like everything you ever do makes me want to vomit.”
Pretend Love The Avett Brothers
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lately
I wish I had a more eloquent way to say that I feel okay and everything and everybody is just so nice.
I’m okay. This is nice.
I’m glad I came home.
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BABY SPIDERS JUST CRAWLED OUT OF MY LAPTOP FAN
BABY SPIDERS JUST CRAWLED OUT OF MY LAPTOP FAN.
TWO
OF
THEM.
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In case you wondering, NPR Tiny Desk Concerts are the best cure for whatever ails you.
Here are some tips on how to make me fall in love with you:
Be an Avett brother.
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Moments when it’s nice to feel sleepy:
After lunch on a nice, overcast day with one of your good friends
After saying goodnight to someone you know you’ll be wanting to see again very soon
After meeting somebody you’d like to dream about
Sundays
Sitting next to someone who likes to cuddle
In the backseat
At the end of a bonfire when your hair smells like wood smoke
On a...
May 2012
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Six episodes of Game of Thrones and hundreds of texts in one day. Oops, oops, oops.
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kristofferson-fox replied to your photo: This person keeps two fedoras in their car. They…
fedoras are THE WORST
^ This guy gets me.